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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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(via poptarter)

duloxetine:

mehsthetic

ifyouarereadingthis:

in your girls pussy like

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(via ruinedchildhood)

blxckbiird:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU

deal-breaker:

Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone

(via seanp0donnell)

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

(via asvprock)

me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me typing in 2014: hella
rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him