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crazykissing:

sex / love / romance blog 

souljannoying:

in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily 

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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isolated-roots:

Someone milk my dick thnx

(Source: romy7, via devon-aiden)

africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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iwasgavin:

I am going to make these socially acceptable for men.